Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.
Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .
An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.
I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox
A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.
While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.
A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath
When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.
My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism
The act of dipping a toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and forcefully shoving it up someone's ass.
Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush and she punched me in the dick.
Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a cooling sensation upon your dick in the deeeep south
Chet punished Mo’s asshole with a Tallahassee icepick