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A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.
While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.
Mooning your friend as they drive away. Best done with multiple butts.
Everyone at the party was drunk when I drove off, so they gave me the Tallahassee Goodbye.
Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.
“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™
“No what the fuck you’re my kid”
Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."
getting a ridiculous boner from the combination of smoking meth and being bit by a black widow spider…
Dying slowly but never been harder…
When Steve got bit by a spider we knew it was only a matter of time before the Tallahassee double dip began to take effect…
During the fatal stunt, Mikey had Tallahassee double dipped then proceeded to flipping over multiple manhole covers with his penis… falling to the ground after such a feat of strength his last words were “I’m Mikey, and I like to party…”
A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath