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Tallahassee Torchlighter

Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.

Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .

by BucketYT June 29, 2021


Tallahassee jukebox

An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.

I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox

by Hans Slick pickle Gruber May 1, 2023


Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.

While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016


Tallahassee Baptism

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.

Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath

by Floridian2109 June 27, 2020


tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

by Melllifluous September 17, 2017


Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of dipping a toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and forcefully shoving it up someone's ass.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush and she punched me in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf February 12, 2016


Tallahassee Icepick

Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a cooling sensation upon your dick in the deeeep south

Chet punished Mo’s asshole with a Tallahassee icepick

by Diego José July 20, 2022