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A redneck women with a meth mouth.
Damn that women has a Tammy Jo face!
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1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Tammie's law.
lovely lass with some smoking hot housemates. makes great milkshakes @ mangos and solid sense of humour
phoar look at that tammy mcbain, she’s dope
guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?
When something is going horribly wrong, or something does not count.
"I don't think this is going to be okay."
"Way to set Tammy tone."
"It doesn't count."
Way to set the Tammy tone
Ohhh. Tammy is a amazing woman who can pull her eyes into her skull!
Wow! That Tammy Hull can really stick it in you in a garrison!
A man riding a motorcycle typically driven by women. Or the motorcycle itself.
"Wow, look at that Mimi Tammy on the Harley Sportster"
"I can't believe you bought a motorcycle that is such a Mimi Tammy"
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