Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!

Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

Gash Tash

When a bloke cuts himself severely when shaving on the mustache area. He has a Gash Tash.

A nick name for someone who severely cut themselves shaving on the mustache.

I gashed my tash yesterday when shaving!

Hey, Terry cut his top lip yesterday badly when shaving, i'm gonna call him Gash Tash from now on!

Passion tash

The leftover vaginal secretion on someone's upper lip after performing cunnilingus

Man got mad passion tash last night from my mam