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A school where every kid is either extremely right-wing or they're in the medical shop, if you don't share the same general opinions as other kids in your shop then congrats you're getting bullied. If you find a teacher who isn't sick of the students then they're probably sick of the shitty faculty members who can't communicate with anyone on anything unless it's in the form of either a poorly made pdf file or getting everyone in one room to talk for way too long.
Person 1: The name "Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School" is honestly way too long
Person 2: bro just call it "Tri"
Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.
Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.
Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”
Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.
Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”
Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”
Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”
Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.
I’m watching TV but now I see darkness, I think I’m having Technical Blackout
A person who isn't really a millionare but claims to be.
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When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.
I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.