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1. To masturbate alone.
2. The opposite of a Jane Fonda.
1. Why did she have to break up with me?! I'm so upset! *ted turners*
2. Let's see, there's me, you, and two girls. I will Jane Fonda and you can Ted Turner.
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A British PRODUCED Irish comedy. (Of course, Ireland's not part of the UK though). It was written by two Irish guys (making it Irish!) and it's awesome. It's in the writing and acting, Irish writing, Irish acting = Irish show.
Father Ted is awesome.
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Legendary one man zombie killing army. Sightings of him are uncommon as his looks can kill. To go 'Chicago Ted' means to become a unstoppable death dealer to the undead.
Some fact have surfaced about Chicago Ted but his real identity remains unknown.
FACTS:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.
Chicago Ted never blinks.
Chicago Ted doesnt rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
The witch takes care not to alert Chicago Ted.
Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.
The only real safe room, is the room Chicago Ted is in.
There was like one hundred and eleventy zombies running at me and I just went all 'Chicago Ted' and killed them all
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The Zodia killer.... Who else?
Search "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer ". Its gotta be him
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(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
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Also known as "TJ Lubbers". The biggest jerk in Hudsonville Michigan.
His dad owns an overpriced concrete business.
Did you see that rich kid being jerk to the police, thats Ted Lubbers.
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When you’re a senator from TX and you take a vacation to Cancun while your constituents are without power or water and freezing to death that’s called a Ted Cruise.
Hello Senator Ted Cruz, how was your Ted Cruise to Cancun?
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