when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft
A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”
To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.
Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped
When you're doing a girl, and your penis bends in one spot and wrinkles up afterwards.
Hey man, last night I was doin' this chick, then I accidentally pulled a Tender Tim on her.
a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
chik-in • ten-dur
1) a thinly sliced chicken filet fried in a dough batter
2) a picky eater
I’d like to order the chicken tender meal with fries.
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!
Chicken tender, derived from the classic juicy delicious snack, this term is actually used as a compliment to indicate when someone is looking fresh and hot.
Went to pick up Abbey for our date tonight, she walked out lookin like a chicken tender.
Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."