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Short for "Rub-one-off test". This is a test one must take in order to realize if a female prospect is really worth dating. The males mind can be often drifted away by lust, but we realize our drunken mistakes immediately after sex. To prevent this from happening one must masturbate then ask ones self "Do I still feel like being around this broad?"
If so, then the prospect has passed the roo test.
Matthew: "Hey look at that chick over there Johnny? She is so in heat! She invited me back to her pad so I probably wont need a ride. I might even keep this one!"
Johnny: "Woah Woah! Hold on bro that chick is busted. How much you had to drink? You might wanna take a roo test on that one my friend. Dont want any regrets."
An alliance between the nations Nutsackia, Ballsackia, and Scrotania in which the countries agree to aid each other against the threats of Hell's Wasteland and Curthailand.
The Teste Alliance has allowed many citizens to live simple and productive lives.
What cops say when they are willing to let you go for possession of marijuana if your give up who sold it to you
i got stopped by the cops and they found my dimebag in the glove compartment he said he was willing to do a wind test if i gave up the guy who sold it to me, but since dealer guy was my boy i just took the charge
To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.
We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
The most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. You must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. But sometimes they ask you awkward questions like "So where do you work, or are you a student". to which you reply with a lie because you can't say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.
Man I have my driving test tomorrow
Whatever you do, do not say fuck, or balls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence
I will probs do the frog noises anyways...
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I did the Pacer Test yesterday!
Pacer Test
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When you are in a social / public situation and have the urge to pass a considerable amount of gas. If it has been a long time since your last fart, you are unsure of:
1) The sound level (volume) of the fart
2) The smell level (stench) of the fart
... so you let out a small amount of the fart in a discreet fashion- thus you have let a test fart.
Frank was in church the other day and had to fart really bad. He said he intended to let a test fart but instead of a squibbler, it turned out to be a blastus and he wound up shitting his pants in the middle of the sermon. Damn, what an idiot!
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