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When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them
We were doing some kinky shit last night I had a Texan Cookout and got Barbecue sauce every where!
when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
A Sweaty Texan is when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out
Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it
The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole
Tommy do you want to do a Texan tugging tonight
We can't do that again dad will spank us
When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.
Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.
Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum
I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard