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When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them
We were doing some kinky shit last night I had a Texan Cookout and got Barbecue sauce every where!
When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out
Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it
The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole
Tommy do you want to do a Texan tugging tonight
We can't do that again dad will spank us
When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.
Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.
Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”
A person born in Texas and raised in East Texas north of Victoria.
Hey Tex, are you a cowboy?
No I'm from Lufkin. I'm a swamp Texan.