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When a person writes or types words, phrases, sentences, articles, and the like for the sole purpose of self adulation. While similar to sexting, texual masturbation is primarily for the gratification of the person writing said text, as oppose to the one receiving or reading the text.
Can you believe he wrote an autobiography, that shit is pure Textual Masturbation ?!
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writing that is especially powerful
His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities
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*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.
it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.
good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"
bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"
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A phrase used to describe the state of actively texing people. This can also show in the case of someone being unresponsive whether they are ignoring you or they are unavaliable.
Dave: Why hasn't Emma responded to my text yet? It's been 30 minutes!
Jack: I don't know, she might not be textually active. Wait a second, I'll check...
* Jack texts Emma something*
*...*
*Jack has one new message from Emma*
Jack: Yeah she's textually active/ignoring you
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The feeling you get when your phone has a new message or missed call but the text is a lame forward from someone you barely talk to and the missed call is from a telemarketer.
Dude i've been having total textual dissatisfaction all day. I've only gotten 3 texts and they were all forwards. *facepalm*
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What losers and cheaters do. Loser women who can't get a man of their own text other womens' guys sexy fake stuff so the guy will feel all special. The cheater guys text back because they think they are special and this ho who texts them constantly really understands.
Jewel and Paul are having a textual relationship and Paul is about to lose his family over it.
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when a man and a woman are in a textual relationship and things are not going well.
mark: hows Karen?
Joe: ehh, things aren't going so well, we're experiencing textual tension. (shows hatemessages on phone.)
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