un-athletic

Someone who does poses athletic ability. Some refer to as being “Julie”. A person who is unable to catch, throw, walk, run gracefully.

Oh wow, Julie, you are so un-athletic. You couldn’t be good at sports.

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athletic extremist

someone who takes sports like its the end of the world and lashes out at people or has thoughts of murdering them for the smallest mistakes people on their team make

what the hell were you doing out there you werent doing anything!" "dont be an athletic extremist man chill"

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athlete's dick

a chemical imbalance {not reconized by A.M.A} that causes a man to use his penis like you would use equipment in an competitive sport.

girl,i know he's fine and got money, but he got athlete's dick, his bed room's got a revolving door.

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e-athlete

See ZiNcH @ #RandomXperts on gamesurge.

I'm too out of shape to play sports, thats why I'm an e-athlete.

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video athlete

Somebody who is well practiced and naturally talented at sport video games. Often terrible at the sport itself.

"Jeff's such a great tennis video athlete that his skills translate from mario tennis to wii tennis."

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female athlete

A female athlete is the perfect companion. She’s competitive, strong, and not sensitive. If she devotes her time to you, you’re a very lucky person.

I am a female athlete

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fairly athletic quails

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph