Australian Sushi

To catch and consume a live goldfish out of one’s vagina.

Staci’s mom is a freak! She sat on my face and while I was ‘down under’ she fed me Australian Sushi.

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Australian Outback

When you put your dick in an asshole and wait for it to get soft then have them tighten their asshole and you quickly pull out your dick in attempt to tear it off.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried to do an Australian Outback.

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Australian Kiss

Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.

Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss

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Australian buttchug

Where a beer is poured down the back of someone, preferably a female, and the drinker positions himself between her buttocks to catch the flow.

"Crikey, did you see that shiela giving Bruce an Australian Buttchug last night?"

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Dingy Australian

This is the act in which you roll up into a ball during masturbation and right before you ejaculate, you immediately insert a bowling pin into your anus, and then proceed to blow your load onto your own face.

Dude, Trent gave himself a Dingy Australian last night at the frat party.

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Australian kiss

Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina. ^.^

"If I ever meet a beautiful woman I'm instantly going to Australian-kiss her. ^o^ "
-me

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australian haircut

its like a normal haircut... just 'down under'

'aaah, i got razorburn!'
'...dude, your face looks fine'
'i had an australian haircut last night'
'...ah.'

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