Dingy Australian

This is the act in which you roll up into a ball during masturbation and right before you ejaculate, you immediately insert a bowling pin into your anus, and then proceed to blow your load onto your own face.

Dude, Trent gave himself a Dingy Australian last night at the frat party.

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Australian kiss

Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina. ^.^

"If I ever meet a beautiful woman I'm instantly going to Australian-kiss her. ^o^ "
-me

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australian haircut

its like a normal haircut... just 'down under'

'aaah, i got razorburn!'
'...dude, your face looks fine'
'i had an australian haircut last night'
'...ah.'

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australian kisses

eating a girl's pussy

I'm gonna give u some australian kisses, but not if u have a nappy dugout

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australian loogie

When you jack off in your hand and slap someone on the face. It's australian because it comes "from down under."

"You better shut up or I'll give you an australian loogie!"

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Australian Puppeteer

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.

"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"

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Australian Wax

A hair removale style in which you wax nothing but the hair right around the asshole.

Ace: “I picked me up n' Australian waxin'”

Daud: “Bloody ripper, mate.”

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