While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.
Dude, why is she pissed at you?!
Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!
It’s Landon Baldwin!
Person 1: I think Landon Baldwin nice at finding men.
Person 2: I think he is.
the best gamer ever even better than pewdiepie or mr beast
person 1: omg i love the air force
person 2: well i love guy baldwin gaming
Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.
Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!
You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.
A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.
Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?
Dude with a massive penis, and has a thing for girls. Always straight
Phoenix Baldwin is straight
The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .