Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

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1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

Possibly, and quite probably, the best car ever built. Superior to every other car, especially anything made by saab.

someone: yo is that a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
me: yezir
every female within a 50 mile radius: please take me for a ride in your 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

cockroach beetle his ass

when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else

i will cockroach beetle his ass next time

Jamaican beetle-juice

XXXTentacion

Have you ever hear of the Jamaican beetle-juice

Beetle-Cupping

Beetle-Cupping is when one puts their semen into a Ball Mold, freezes it until it becomes a frozen cum sphere, then place it inside a cup of water and drink it. It is purely for self pleasure.

Bro I did some Beetle-Cupping last night- Best Thing I've done in years 👌

Beetle juiced

To be fucked and have it beat aloose..

That ho just got beetle juiced

Evan Beetle

WELL HUNG

Hey evan beetle