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Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.
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refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.
That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.
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Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.
I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.
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Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)
sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)
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A man-hoe,or a Metro-sexual, or tool.
Chuck Norris is an E-bert.
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a girl that you could go to jail for touching
if i date that bert girl her mom is gonna beat my face
Two friends where one is tall and skinny and the other is short and round, and both are usually kind of nerdy
“These two Bert and Ernie types kept trying to buy us drinks, and I was like, you couldn’t buy me enough alcohol to get me to go home with you.”