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When a Man has his feet in a HotTub and recieving oral from a woman who is recieving pleasure from a water jet whilst bent over...
After an evening of wining and dining, the night ended with a 'Polish Bidet'...
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hipster way of saying "Happy birthday." Mainly used on facebook walls on the east coast of Canada. Origin of "Bidet" unknown, potentially a love child of the infamous "Auto correct" but this idea is largely disputed.
"Happy Bidet Mang! Wanna come over for a sixer of bronsons to celebrate?"
-"Bidet? Auto-correct fail?"
"Naw man... Bidet, birthday is too mainstream."
-"You're such a tosser Jerry, let's go Midtown instead and bust a moby."
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an obscure sex act practiced primarily by people in new england, in which a man in a samuel adams costume fills his anal cavity with beer, then farts it out of his arse in a graceful, arcing stream, whereupon it lands on the lower back of a young redheaded woman, and streams down her buttcanyon and over her twice baked potato, into the eager mouth of a person dressed as paul revere.
ben affleck: you feel like hitting a boston bidet with me right now?
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.
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When you shit so bad that the toielt water splashes your asshole.
I just shit so bad I didn't even need toilet paper cause the splash washed my ass, thank god for mexican bidets.
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An extremely insecure little guy who screams instead of talking. He has a severe hatred of women and loves talking about killing them. Mark Bidets are also extremely racist, homophobic and transphobic. Mostly because of the insecurities. Bidet is a strange species, claiming to be an oppressed white male until called racist, then immediately screaming “OMG I’M CUBAN!” Will eventually self destruct.
“That Mark Bidet is a particularly whiny little bitchcake.lolz”
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A water fountain or bubbler.
I'm thirsty. Where is the nearest mouth bidet?
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When someone spits saliva or urine into another persons butthole.
Make sure you use the human bidet after you take a dump.
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