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A common phrase used to describe a cavernous vagina (vag).
Hey Grandma, do you have room in your Captain's Badge for my camera?
Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.
Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?
A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.
Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"
A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.
A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.
You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"
A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently at 11 minutes set by 4 allstars from Purdue University in 2008.
"Man, I had to shit in a trashcan during that last captians crew. Then I had to wipe with a sock that I found on the ground."
"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys did a Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller"
one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything
my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken