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Some one who many call the first black president. One thing is true like most black husbands his wife would be better off without him.
Just when Hillary gets things going her way Bill Clinton does something stupid and sets her back.
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1. To state a lie as the truth.
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton
Example 1:
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!
Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.
Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))
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found on the very tip of iowa known as the other side of the tracks b~kuz you have to go thru the viodocks(which we're tagged by every southside hoody as a rite of passage) to get there unless you're from southside then you cross the tracks also knonw for being dangerous not a place to be if you dont live there even the cops stayed away when i was a kid. just about to be a thing of the past as ADM grows and the houses fall
being from south clinton dont mean you live there now
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a term used to describe the inside of an infected bleeding anus
with a dirty condom stuck inside.
i went to have sex with your girlfriend after you, but she had a chelsea clinton, which made it harder to finish.
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The first "black president" before Barack Obama. And the pimp of the nation during his presidency. He cared and listened to minorities and the young voices. But most of all, he sure loved the ladies. And the ladies sure loved him back.
Bill Clinton would pimp and tap any ass that moves (Regardless of age or looks).
Except Hillary!
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To get off the hook for something everyone knows you did.
To pull a clinton, for example, "I can't beleive I got off the hook for stealing office supplies, I've pulled a Clinton."
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The hilarious fashion expert and co-host on TLC's What Not to Wear with Stacy London. Most funniest guy you will ever see...EVER! He is openly gay but does not tell people on television.
Person 1 : OMG did you see Clinton Kelly on What Not to Wear?!
Person2: OMG YEAH HE IS SOOO FUNNY!!
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