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Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".
"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"
"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"
While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.
So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
When your partner stands on top of a bed during sex and spins around while urinating
When she hit me with the Colombian Lawn Sprinkler, I knew she'd be the one.
When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.
Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."
Guy B: "What the fuck?!"
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Adj: The act of shoving cocaine up ones asshole for the purpose of being a drug mule or for personal use.
Frank got busted with a Colombian Ass Tickler, now he's serving 2-5 years in prison.
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When you dip your dick in cocaine and drive it up your partners arse. (Imagine your dick is a chicken goujon, the coke is the breading, and your mouth is a gaping bum)
Shewadawada was a freak, she requested the Colombian pile driver!
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The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.
Tim: "Your a bitch."
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
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