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A person who looks great at night, who is not attractive the morning after a one night stand. To the point where the other party is willing to chew off their own arm.
"Francine hooked up with some Coyote Bait last night... Nasty.'
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When your girl wakes up all ratchet, makeup smeared smelling like tequila.
"Damn girl you're coyote ugly"
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An immortal being who falls off a cliff for every 1-2 minutes of his existence. When he's not falling off cliffs, he's either getting hit by a truck, or failing at using various ACME products.
All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.
Wile E. Coyote must have bones that are made of titanium.
double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.
I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.
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a mythical being that will 'muder your face off then put it back on'. However, as you thank them they shall once again, murder your face off.
'coyote and murder dog, dont look that up, that should be on urban dictionary or somethin' - toby turner
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It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.
"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"
Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).
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Waking up the next morning after a night of heavy drinking and finding yourself next to a woman so ugly you would rather chew your arm off than wake her up
Dude looked like shit the morning after that coyote drag off
Bitch across the bar would be one hell of a coyote drag off
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