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Cum dumpster fire

Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.

It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.

Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.

by The Real Dr. Nick August 8, 2023

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Kentucky cum dumpster

The Kentucky cum dumpster is when u cum and shit in a rag then beat your partner with it while riding her like a horse then viscously put the rag in her mouth

Kentucky cum dumpster is fire

by Kentucky balls September 9, 2020


Kentucky cum dumpster

It’s where u fuck her until your bout to cum then take a shit in a rag and cum in it then u beat the fuck out of her with the rag then while your beating it ride a horse while she’s sucking

your dick

I love to do the Kentucky cum dumpster

by Kentucky balls September 9, 2020


glorified cum dumpster

An insult. Created by john dubz

Fuck you you ass raping glorified cum dumpster!

by Team no glove no love July 22, 2014

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Virgin Cum Dumpster

A woman who’s only sexual partners are Virgins, she specifically seeks out virgins to deflower and blow their load in her. She seeks to guide them like a Jedi master teaching their padawan how to wield their lightsaber. In most cases the female will have a Fuck it Bucket List of Virgins that she works her way through as fast as possible. She often goes above and beyond with flowers and candles to make the process memorable so she’s not forgotten

Guy1: Did Ana take that kids virginity yet
Guy2: which Ana?
Guy1: Virgin Cum Dumpster crossed any more names off the list?

Guy2: Oh yeah she took Ninja

Guy1: oh shit really?!?

Guy2: all I’m gonna say is* while counting with his fingers* : Cheesecake, Candles, flowers, Airbnb, t-pose into a dab into a vagina, and a trip to Spencer’s before hand

by Virgin number 1 March 7, 2019

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Toxic cum dumpster

Worse then a whore or slut. The cum dumpster drips the left over Sperm while looking for another ride. They don't care what they screw and you'll pay the consequences for it.

Have you heard? David is is hooking up with Amy? Hahaha he's screwed...that bitch is a toxic cum dumpster, his dick will rot off in a week.

by November 12, 2021

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Unwillingly Cum Dumpstered

The more descriptive way of saying raped for those who do not feel comfortable saying rape.

Jessie: Holy shit Kevin that chick got unwillingly cum dumpstered!

Kevin: Like Hardcore!

by NicholasShawshankedCage February 25, 2011

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