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Doing a Dairy

Whenever a forum thread you've created goes to the dogs, the least painful of solutions is to simply "Do a Dairy."

To attempt this cunning tactic all you need is to up the font size of your post and scream "MODS PLEASE DELETE!" in the vain hope that one of those good for nothing lazy buggers actually pay attention to your pleas as opposed to scoffing at you arrogantly before turning you down.

It's worth a shot.

The technique was first un-successfully attempted by DairyDark Lynx who tactic has since become known as the aforementioned "Doing a Dairy".

"OMG, everyone's laughing at my new thread!!11"
"Do a Dairy man."
"MODS PLEASE DELETE!!"
"Oh gahd, he's really doing a dairy!"

by Mad Major June 1, 2007

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Dairy Fingers

Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.

Someone worked in the dairy today and received a serious dose of dairy fingers.

by EliteCow August 25, 2010

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Dairy Cue

dairy cue is the female whom a male ultimately sexually desires, and rates other females in accordance to his dairy cue.

"holy shit jessy's hot!"
"but not as hot as veronika!"
"yeh, veronika's my fuckin' dairy cue"

by LoganJosh21 January 7, 2008

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Dairy Queen

When a guy ejaculates in a cup, freezes it, and someone eats it.

Dude my I gave my girlfriend a tasty dairy queen

by l333tsp33k February 12, 2010

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Dairy maid

1) A younger woman who milks cows.
2) The "nice" way of telling someone that they're old and lonely
3) The clever insult
4) My sister

1) I think that I'll marry that dairy maid
2) Mom, your a dairy maid
3) Your a stupid fucking dairy maid. You'll never go anywhere in life!
4) You'll call me a cunt scab, I'll call you a dairy maid. Why? Because you'll sit on me.

by BeBold.. July 11, 2008

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Dairy Intelligent

Smart people with an allergy to dairy foods.

dude, you're so dairy intelligent!

by kneeface June 14, 2011

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Dairy Queen

A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."

by The Motha' Fucking Dairy King April 18, 2016

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