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A group of online friends wearing the same or very similar skins killing people that aren't the same/similar skins repeatedly until they change
this is the drip detection squad and change the skin or and join us
drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"
other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
A Facebook Page who posts nonsense articles and the writers are low-key perverts. Also the writers are minors.
Ewww! You followed Detective T?
The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
A very scary dom, who is not to be trifled with.
"Oh look! It's Not a detective! Rumour says he deals out spankings and headpats for those who dare ask" "Oh damn, he is a scary dom!"
When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
LAPD Lt. Det. Bigfoot Bjornsen
Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?
-Bigfoot Bjornsen