dirt twin

the twin that comes out second or last.

damn george, you're an asshole. you must be the dirt twin.

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Dirt Clod

(n) - A female one pursues at a club, bar, and or post office etc. with the intent of sexual pleasure.

“Yo - how’s COVID been treating you?” “Man - I’ve been tossing dirt clods like it's my fucking job.”

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Dirt Tickle

A dirt tickle is when a male is penetrating his female partner from behind in her vagina and inserts his finger into her anus to stimulate his erection.

Dude I was smashing Michelle from behind and she just wasn't doin' it for me so I put my finger in her ass and gave my knob the old dirt tickle.

Dirt McGurt’l

That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.

Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.

Dirt Stompers

Shitty sneakers that should no longer be worn; the toe may even start to curl at the tip.

This girl started talking to me but i couldn't take her serious with her ugly dirt stompers on.

Dirt Walker

A dirty,filty, no shoe wearing Hippy.

Yo Son, I told you Dirt Walkers dont be wearin no shoes.

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dirt ring

The visual display of a combination of sweat, crystal meth residue, cat urine, and hair grease formed into a ring that circles one's neck. Most commonly found on hitchikers, Michael Moore followers, hippies, and homeless bums. The worst cases of this can even be seen on a black shirt, although most are seen on "Bush is the devil" semi-white t-shirts. Although this is a visual phenomenon, one usually knows of an approaching dirt ring simply by the smell of sour sausage and dirty socks. For best examples of this occurrence, spend some time in the greater San Francisco area or in Greenwich Village.

Person 1: Hey, do you smell that?

Person 2: Holy shit! What smells like ground fish and asshair?

Person 1: It's that dirtball over there protesting the Republican National Convention! His dirt ring is so big it looks like a neck brace! Anyone have some Febreeze?

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