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Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad
I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad
Is to change from jail clothing to the clothing you went to jail in.
You must dress out to leave jail.
A dress you wear with the intention to get banged by some hot guy or girl. Sometimes has intentions of the other person taking their dress off with their teeth. Most of the time, a hoe dress will have multiple slits on the sides, including the middle (for easy access).
Jennifer went out on Friday night with her hoe dress to pick up some guys, even though she’s married.
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When one person talks about a subject, then makes a really vague reference to something else. And entirely changes the subject, with none of the observers following the red line.
Adam this is another princess dress scenario, I don't know what the hell you are talking about!
Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.
So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.
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(verb)
Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.
I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.
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