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The only single thing that seems natural when everything else is apparently bogus.
How could you play a 15 minute game of halo, only kill 4 people, and only die twice? That just doesn't seem natural, but Oak Express is.
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When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.
Guy: Here it comes!
Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!
Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!
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A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.
My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
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An algebraic equation in which each term is either a constant or the product of a constant and (the first power of) a single variable. Linear equations can contain one or more variables
A linear expression was used no where, but the teacher forced us to learn it anyways.
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Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight
I got it for only $20 at Shanghai Express
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A term referring to overweight white females only attracted to black males.
Melissa is a jigaboo express.
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The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.
That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.
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