bieber fever

The act, or disease of being litterally obsessed with justin bieber. Most commonly found in girls, but occasionally a guy or two

Girl- Dude omgomgomgomgomg i loooooove justin bieber he doesnt know it yet but im gonna marry him!

Guy- Wow... talk about bieber fever

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fever dream

Dream someone has when falling asleep, but wakes up repeatedly due to how sickening the dream feels. Usually mundane, repeated imagery that leaves one feeling frustrated and feverish because it just won't change.

Donny played lots of Smash Bros last night, but keeps having a fever dream of the campaign over and over again. He kind of wishes he didn't play for eight hours straight because it won't get out of his head.

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Smoshy fever

When you watch a lot of Smosh videos and become overly obssessed and can't stop thinking about the sexy duo, Anthony and Ian.

Chloe: 'What the FIRETRUCK?' 'Sexy Anthony, Always in Season'
Cathy: 'Ohh God, you have Smoshy Fever...'

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blandular fever

A sorry condition developed by lack of social action and quirkworthy interaction.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.

"Hey der"
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"

"Kwl."

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anal fever

1 n. an incredible urge to have anal sex

2 n. a Tera Patrick movie
Origin: Tera Patrick

That chick has anal fever...she won't be able to shit right for weeks.

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blowjob fever

Thinking you like a girl when you actually just want a blowjob

"Man, do you like that slut?"

"Nah man, I just had blowjob fever."

Tickle Fever

When someone is about to tickle you , but you laugh before they are physically tickling you.

Friend A: -hand comes near neck-
Friend B: -laughs-
Friend A: You have tickle fever !