The Funnel Cake

When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.

"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"

The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!

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Funnel Arm

When your arm looks like a funnel because you're a weak little bitch. Look in a mirror at your profile - if you don't see any seperations, striations or definition and your arm smoothly tapers from your shoulder to your wrist...yep, you've got a bad case of funnel arm. Generally brought on by complete lack of strength, total avoidance of the gym and being generally a fat blob.

What was he thinking when he put on that cutoff shirt? Someone should tell him to cover up those weak ass funnel arms. Dude needs to hit the gym, that's just embarrassing.

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funnel-cake

Someone who succumbs to funneling.

I can say anything I wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.

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funnel fucker

a slut that roots guys..... she doesnt root cocks ...SHE FUCKS THEM!

hey mum, i heard u last night, ur a reaL FUNNEL FUCKER

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Funnel cake

When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)

funnel cakes are delicious.

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Mudfall Funnel

When someone takes a dump, preferably incredibly sloppy, into a funnel (a funnel similar to the funnel used for chugging alcohol). While the partner chugs the whole thing up in one big gulp.

Dan: Hey Peter. Wright would you bring that luscious booty over this way, i feel like a 'mudfall funnel'.
Peter: Sure thing Daniel. Aston open up your mouth wide. I've been eating chili.
Dan: And don't worry, i'll clean up afterwards with my mouth.

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funnel cake

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks

guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake

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