Gary

Someone of immense idiocy, unrelenting disregard for other's personal space or opinions. A person of such unbelievable annoyance that even the thought of them makes you cringe. Usually think of themselves as being superior in general skill no matter how great a lack of skill they may have.

guy 1 to group of people -" Sup bruhs, bet I can wreck you in (inset game or sport here)."

* extreme loss on his part)

guy-" Damn cheating bastards, f**k all y'all!"

group in unison - " What a f**kin' Gary."

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Gary

The best fucking person you will ever meet and is the most loyal and kindly person on the planet and is just a perfect specimen of a human being also he should always want to play counter strike with Reece cause it brings goodluck

"Oh Gary? Yeah he is beautiful"

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Gari

Small and Elf like

Yo Yo u aint Lord of da rings, you just GARI

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gary

porn star I will beat all the meat and suck all the dicks my name is Gary I am a porn star who beats my own meat and sucks my own dick I go oh baby harder faster stronger and that is my life

omg Gary is such a porn star in his bad

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Gary

A person who typically acts gay, but says he isn’t.

Last night, Gary sayd that he’s gonna sit on my face and he didn’t even say no homo. Watta Gary

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Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.

"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.

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Gary

A name given to the one student in the class that the teacher always gets their name wrong, for some reason this persons name changes every single lesson, they seem to be the teachers pet SCP, this means that they seem to shapeshift but no matter what they never get in trouble. They are seemed as the best in the class but the only expectation they ever live up to is the fact that their name changes. Gary has and always will be the weirdest guy in the class, they seem to get away with everything.

Monday: Gary
Tuesday: Cary
Wednesday: Lary
Thursday: Jary
Friday: Tary
"Well done Gary you got a pass! Gerald, how did you only get a merit??"

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