Government

A stupid organized group of people ruling over everyone's lives in a specific area.

The Government had fucked us over again.

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government

A monopoly that you cannot boycott

Hey look, the government has just killed 5,000 people in some other country. Ah well, gotta keep paying taxes.

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Government

The cause, and often never the solution to the worlds problems.

Imagine a world without government? Yeah i cant either, but thats because we've all been programed to think government is the answer.

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governator

wait... since when the fuck has a little bit of gropping and sexual harrassment bothered the democrats.... isn't that sort of their specialty?

Yeah, CLinton had a lot of respect for women, that's why he was in a sham marraige and fucked everything that crossed the white house lawn

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government

An adjective used to describe something of high quality or high likeability.

Dusty Diamond's All-Star Softball is really government.

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governator

Box-office flop where a notorious action movie star tried his hand at politics, but found he could only make quotes from his movies.

I actually wouldn't mind that much if Arnold was elected Governator because Gray Davis appears to be useless.

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governator

A robotic humanoid sent back from the future to rule the human race with his Scandanavian accent and hidden WMDs.

And the govinator said: "You vwill elect me ahs your gahvinator or I vwill crlush you pyoony mortahls."

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