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guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 31, 2008

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guitar teacher

A guy who teaches you how to play a guitar. He's usually 30 years old, but he behaves like a child. You will totally spend time with him because he's the coolest person you've ever met. You will become obcessed about him, for sure.

guitar teacher: Hi!
you: Hi!
guitar teacher: Let's go to a concert.
you: Ok! How about the lesson?
guitar teacher: Who gives a fuck?

by PseudoMetalHead March 16, 2011

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air guitar

In an age where man has abandoned God , the air guitar remains the only representation of mankinds ultimate faith in the unseen

watch Bill and Ted for the example of perfect air guitarmanship

by Stutley November 12, 2004

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guitar face

A look of pain and pleasure when playing the guitar. This face can also be decribed when two are having sex

Dude look at John Mayer's guitar face

Girl: *during sex* What the hell is that?

Guy: Guitair face

by DizzyLizzy January 16, 2007

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Guitar Zero

A downloadable video game clone of Guitar Hero. However, Neversoft decided it was too much like Guitar Hero, and sued it's ass. Despite Neversoft really not being allowed to sue them for anything, because some Japanese company owns the rights to rhythm video games that have guitars in them, Guitar Zero took down their website to go and make the game "Less Guitar Hero-ey".

Person 1: ZOMG, wi cantz i download guitar zero

Person 2: Because Neversoft's a bitch.

by Andrew Chong-Lee Kookapoopypan January 4, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


acoustic guitar

1: A guitar that uses a large resonance box to amplify and broadcast sound. Generally mellower than other kinds of guitars. Since it doesn't require an amp to be heard, it's much more portable than an electric. Often combined with mics or pre-amps for playing in venues.

2: A type of guitar often used at parties by music-illiterate dicks trying to steal your girlfriend.

1: "I really love the tone on this Takamine acoustic guitar. The cedar construction really gave it a warm sound."

2: Guy with acoustic guitar: *singing* I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my...
Bluto: *grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall* Sorry. - Animal House

by ncstate boy June 23, 2006

97๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


fender guitar

A great guitar company. Have been making guitars since the 40's. Have been used by musician's such as Kurt Cobain, Eric Clapton, Jimmi Hendrix and many others. They are well know for qaulity guitars made in the U.S.A. that will last years. They come up with beutiful guitar designs and sound great.

Stratocaster, Jaguar, and Mustang are all guitars made by Fender. Fender Guitar's are great.

by Rusty Shakelfurd August 21, 2006

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