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The process in which one becomes unable to control his/her blinking. Often blinking occurs 4-5 times a second. In worse cases, the diagnosed will blink and hold it for 1 second.
Getting hit by the heat while exiting the car gave me a bad case of Hedy-itis.
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a condition caused by a lack of cupcakes
Give me some of your delicious cupcakes to end my cupcake-itis
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A disease that causes someone to uncontrollably say “bruh” in every situation possible.
Other symptoms are saying “nice,” “ok,” or “rip.”
Has no cure and can affect someone’s ability to hold real conversation.
Gio: I think you’ve got bruh-itis man.
Blake: bruh
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This is used to describe people who exclusively use Sitka branded gear, and think they are better than everyone else because of it. Sitka's motto, "sick for it" is a common hashtag people use on social media when posting about Sitka gear, hence the disease "Sick-for-it-itis" . People that suffer from this disease are usually cocky, and look down upon others because they spend thousands of dollars on mediocre, at best, gear.
"We knew Bobby had a strong case of Sick-for-it-itis when his entire instagram account consisted solely of Sitka gear pictures and #sickforit hashtags."
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YSJK = You Should Just Know. YSJK-itis is an infliction that can affect anyone, but it's seen most often in your girlfriend/fiancee/wife. It occurs when she's extremely pissed off at you and acting like a total bitch, but refuses to tell you why, because "you should just know."
The person afflicted is usually oblivious to the fact that the other person is completely unable to apologize or fix anything until they know what the problem is. Symptoms can persist for hours or even days.
Man 1: My girlfriend has just been insufferable lately, but no matter how I ask she refuses to tell me why.
Man 2: Sounds like she's suffering from YSJK-itis.
Man 1: Yeah, totally. I'd like to see women pull that shit with doctors or mechanics.
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A symptom in which the subject is prone to the feeling of uneasiness when objects are out of place, and are prone to fixing it. Much like a perfectionnist although too lazy to fix most things. Side effects may include, growing of white hair, things that come out of the subject's mouth being "naughty" and being constantly stressed.
An example of Pitwah-itis is waking up in the morning and going, "MORNING WORLD! I'M PITWAH NICE TO MEET YOU!"
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Extreme skills or fascination with Choreo or in general, dancing.
Person A: Damn, that Minoruhas some hardcore choreo-itis.
Crowd of people behind Person A: OMG ITS MINORU!!!!!!! F--- ME TILL ALL MY BODILY FUNCTION DONT WORK NO MORE!!
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