Dirty Joker

The act of inserting the two index fingers into the anus while simultaneously inserting the two middle and two ring fingers into the vagina of a girl on her period. The fingers of the same kind on each hand must be held together during insertion. Next, take the bloodied middle and ring fingers along with the two shit smeared index fingers and paint the face of the girl in one stroke with each hand beginning from the middle of the face finishing at the corners of the mouth with all fingers meeting. Use the blood as lipstick to paint around the lips and the shit as eye shadow. Finally, fish out the joker in a deck of cards and lick-n-stick-it to the forehead of your date with the joker image facing up.

I was fucking Dana doggie style the other day and noticed she was on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Joker after I blew my wad. She looked like a sad clown.

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joker city

a ridiculous crowd of people or a crowd of people doing ridiculous things

this class is joker city. this party is joker city.

Wet Joker

Like a wet willy, you lick your fingers during sex, plug your partner’s ears, then proceed to laugh like the JOKER (2019).

Yo Ethan, I was with my girl last night and whipped out a Wet Joker. She loved it.

Joker out

The best band in existence.

Formed in Slovenia in 2016, as of 2023 they have 5 members (Bojan Cvjetićanin, Kris Guštin, Jan Peteh, Jure maček and Nace Jordan)
They represented Slovenia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2023 with the song ‘Carpe Diem’, placing 21st (though they deserved first place)

They have produced two studio albums as of July 2023: Umazane Misli (eng: Indecent Notion) is 2021 and Demoni (eng: Demons) in 2022

Some of their best songs include: Umazane Misli, Vse Kar Vem, A sem ti povedal, Katrina, Barve Oceana, Bele Sanje

Trivia about the members

Bojan Cvjetićanin:
-he’s the singer
-he’s half Serbian

-he’s a poliglot hyper gigachad (he speaks Slovene, Serbian, English, Spanish fluently and a multitude of other languages at lower levels)
-he’s good friends with Finnish rapper Käärijä

Kris Guštin
-guitarist n1
-he’s half Dutch
-he is the youngest member of the band (16/1/2000, 23 years old as of 2023)
-he speaks Slovene, English and Dutch
-He’s a lesbian icon (don’t ask why)
-slay

Jan Peteh
-guitarist n2
-hottest member of the band (I am right, shut up)
-he has a degree in mathematics

-he was born on the 1 of January 1999 (it’s funny to me okay?)

Jure Maček
-he’s the drummer
-he’s a alpaca-llama-cat-capibara hybrid
-his last name means cat

-ray of sunshine

Nace Jordan

-he’s the bassist
-he’s the oldest member (30/6/1994, 29 years old as of 2023)
-he has a tattoo sleeve he designed himself

-he’s allergic to gluten
-also very hot

Person 1: do you know Joker Out?
Person 2: yes omg, Jan is so hot

~~

Person 1: how many languages do you speak?
Person 2: 4!
Person 1, an intellectual: you’re such a Bojan

jokered up

someone who is really funny drunk

Scott is fun when he is jokered up

Joker Laugh

The laugh The Joker, from the Dark Knight laughs.

In a way it turns you on and you can't help but listen to it over and over and OVER.

The "hee hee ha ha HA HA HA" You find so amazing that when you hear this laugh it sends chills down your spine.

I heard the Joker laugh and had a jokergasm. (see jokergasm)

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Joker that ho

Verb: when someone goes down on a woman who is menstruating, smears blood ala heath, and asks their woman "whyy...so...serious?" the look is completed when she gives him two black eyes and knocks him out.

q: how was sex with that girl with the anger problem?

A: I tried to joker that ho but I ended up looking like the fool.

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