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Pretty much the black hole of the Music Industry. He has taken over all radio stations, itunes, even other mp3 sites. He is single handedly the apocalypse of music and if we don't act quickly we may never hear a good song ever again.
...2013...
Thad- "Hey Cory, go to 88.9"
Cory- "Justin Bieber only these days"
RJ- "Hasn't that fuck hit puberty yet? When are little girls gonna stop smothering this bastard?
Tucker- "Brah Hit up 102.5"
Cory- "Tucker... the whole radio is only Bieber.
All in unison- *deep sigh*
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The reason Facebook needs a "dislike" button.
I called Justin Bieber gay so he slapped me with his purse.
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I totally left a Justin Bieber on old man Benson's porch.
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1.a shitty pop star singer
2.raped and inpregnated a fan(girl)
3.the HIV/AIDS of pop culture
4.the blighting disease that never goes away
1.joe:what are you listening to?
maria:justin bieber
joe wtf is wrong with you?
2.roland:did you hear how justin bieber raped a fangirl?
mindy:he's a low life rapist
3.joe:you better listen to michael jackson singing instead of this queer
4.max:i wish this fagbastard is going out of business soon
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An 11 year old singer who sounds like a dying walrus with down syndrome. His "music" appeals to young, insecure teenage girls who for some reason think they're gonna marry him, and for some reason, each of his terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.
Person 1: Did you hear the new justin bieber song?
Person 2: That was a song? I thought it was a loud broken vacuum.
Person 1: I don't blame you.
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1) Shit shaped in a human structure lacking genitals, his looks atracts weak-minded girls as his only way to gain profits and produces a harmful noise out of its mouth.
2)Diarrhea.
Normal person: Justin Bieber songs are shit! My ears couldn't stand such a noise!
Weak-minded teen girl: I Luv Bieber! <3 <3 <3 I don't know why everyone insults him and says his music sucks! they are jealous because he's cuuute! <3 <3 <3
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Someone who gives guys with high pitched voices hope that they are okay to be late bloomers. There are many boys who voice break at the age of 12-14 or even earlier than that but the exception of 15 and above is being made fun of. Therefore, I would say he is an inspiration to me as my voice is like a kid when I shout and I’m definitely considered quite late for my voice to break.
Me: Man why my voice is still like a kid? Everyone makes fun of me and I feel less manly.
Other guys(with deeper voices): You sound like a kid man, wait for puberty to hit you
Me: yeah, if Justin Bieber hit puberty late, I can too, it ain’t that bad after all!
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