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US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David
Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God
Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC
(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.
(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!
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To hit on and attempt to steal your friend's, or former friend's girlfriend. This kind of person will flirt, talk to nonstop, and basically do whatever it takes to try to turn your girlfriend against you.
Pull-a-karl:
John: Did you hear what Joe did?
Pete: Ya he pull'ed-a-karl and ruined tom and jess's relationship completely. Now Jess hates Tom cause Joe made shit up about him and told her.
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a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong
Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange
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When you purchase an adorable, phenomenal puppy for the sole reason of picking up younger women
Man that dog is cute but I know that guy is trying to just pull a Dirty Karl on me
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karl petter means "a man with a big penis".
when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!
The best, most wholesome streamer on twitch. A man who deserves the world. Also, a fellow friend of MrBeast, a content creator, appearing in many MrBeast, MrBeast gaming, MrBeast reacts etc videos. We all love Karl Jacobs <3
“Hey do you know who Karl Jacobs is”
“Isn’t that the guy who is married to Sapnap and is the most wholesome human being ever”
karl rove is a 4 eyed motherfucker for mobolised evengilical christians to for Bush Junior which means 4 more years of bullshit......4 more years of crap
likely beneficiary under Bush: evengilical christians, corporations (including corporate polluters) rich fuckers at the very top of the income bracket
likely group of people to suffer under Bush: children/elderly who have weak lungs and live in cities with smogs problem, minorities, arabs who live in the US that who will continue to be victims of racial profiling and harrasment, low income people who aren't likely to get any tax cut and will pay more in taxes, enviromentalist, communities in cities where gang violence are problem because Bush cut money that was intended to put more cops on street while local goverments are force to lay off cops putting public safety at risk
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