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Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

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sick lettuce

beautiful hair, succulent hair.

did you see johns sick lettuce? i think he got it done at jimโ€™s

by fullsender June 8, 2021


douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow October 23, 2008


Condensed lettuce

When youโ€™re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020


Lettuce Ferrari

High class yoga vegan

That chick is a lettuce Ferrari

by Jenessay July 18, 2020


Foot Lettuce

Lettuce that has made contact with your feet, most likely a dirty boot.

This lettuce doesnโ€™t taste so good, I hope itโ€™s not foot lettuce.

by mypawnshop August 4, 2018

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lettuce butts

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

by CliffM July 6, 2008

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