Dirty mat

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric

It's yuh boi, Dirty mat

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Ass-mat

Third of six levels of Ass
An amusing way to insult a friend.

He would lend me a dollar, Adam is such an Ass-mat.

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Mat-O

The God of music and Expression
A brilliant arithmetician
A man who is better at everything than you probably are.

Everyone should strive to be like Mat-O

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stat mat

Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.

Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them

Araf: That's stat mat

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Doobie Mats

Materials used for rolling a doobie, ie (rolling papers, tobacco, marijuana, crutch papers)

"Yo dog I just picked up a sack, down to blaze?"

"yeah dude, I've got the doobie mats, let's roll one up!"

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mat-nuck

When a man has sex with his girl on a carpet and she gets bad rug burn on her back, and he gives it a hard slap right after.

Yo last night, I gave the bitch a mat-nuck and she screamed louder than a snared wildcat

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Mat day

Mat day (spelt as: Mất dạy) is a Vietnamese insult used to labell an individual as an asshole.

You all are mat days you arseholes!

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