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When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it
Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?
George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.
I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.
n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.
Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
Actually the scariest human to exist. She will fool you with her smile but trust me she will come at you with a knife. Gives off Pennywise vibes. No Cap
Bro 1: Yo wanna go to C4 with Natalie Moses?
Bro 2: Nah bro, she scares the fuck out of me.
It is a greeting used by the supporters of Moses
Heil Moses, Sir!
A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”
*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”
Badest female to ever live literally. No one can compare to the level of badness she has
Cel: I wish I was as good as Lillian Moses
Everyone to ever live: Your such a silly billy, that's impossible
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