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A meth muppet is a female that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, or come to terms with the fact that she looks like a muppet when she smiles.....
'' OMG did you see that skank on aisle 3?'' bitch walking around wal-mart with her fake ass coach bag at 2a.m, smiling, she looks like a str8 meth muppet.....
The act of inserting your arm (elbows deep), dressed in Elmo attire (naturally) into one's anus whilst've being in hunched position; to be tickled into uprght position with said hand.
I can't watch Sesame Street without dreaming of a rusty muppet.
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Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...
Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
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An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.
"I just insulted a policeman, and he jotted down my license plate number."
"You total muppet."
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Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.
That guys such a muppet fuck
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a clueless, bothersome imp of a person
Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.
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the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status
i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.
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