Negative 75

The sexual act of elbowing your partner's asshole while you shout profanity at them.

Girl #1: "My boyfriend negative 75 'd me last night, my asshole hurts."

Girl #2: "I bet your ears hurt even worse!"

Girl #1: "Nah, my butthole hurts pretty hard."

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negative nelly

Someone that is negative, doesnt look at the bright side of things and complains

Candace: I hate everything about everything, i dont want to go tonight
Adam: You never want to go anywhere and you always complain, you are such a negative nelly.

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negative swag

adjective - 1. someone who may THINK they have swag when really its the complete opposite.
2. the lack of swag; one who is lacking in the are of overall self confidence and as a result, comes off as awkward and not as smooth as one would assume

"WOW, look at jeff when he runs, it looks like he's swatting flies. Homeboy has negative swag" " Can you tell me how Chris is 6'3, his feet came from under him, and he fell flat on his face with no one touching. Chris monoghan has negative swag.

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negative ghostrider

Comes from Top Gun. DICKHEAD and not to mention funny way of saying "No"

You: Can i bum a square?
Me: Negative ghostrider, you got money"

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double negative

The use of two negative words that create improper english.

'we don't need no education'
'yes you do, you just used a double negative!'

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neg

neg: no opostite of yeg!

fat chav Girl: give us a toke
boy: neg chance son...feg ogg
fat chav girls friend: wounded

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Negative lunch

A word used by certain busy professionals that see clients on a morning and afternoon schedule basis. When your morning session runs into the afternoon session, therfore you have absolutely no time to take a lunch break. When you try take a break, it's done during your afternoon clients scheduled appointments.

Mike was so busy in the morning ar work seeing clients, that he had no time to take a 5-10 minute lunch or even any lunch whatsoever for that matter. He tried to take a break to go to the bathroom or eat something, but only after his afternoon clients already were waiting. He was on NEGATIVE LUNCH!