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A load of cum shot out of a vagina
After I came, her vagina turned into a dutch oyster
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If anyone asks you if you would like some praire oysters refuse say no
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1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.
The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.
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When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.
"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"
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A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers.
j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster shucker
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A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.
Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!
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Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg
Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!
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