Plastic paddy

Someone who claims to be Irish, but is only half Irish, and can't be bothered to get Irish citizenship.

Louis: I'm legit a Irishmen now, cos I've got mi a Irish passport.
James: You're not even Irish though, I'm true Irishman with ma ginger pubics.
Louis: James, you don't even have Irish citizenship you plastic paddy.

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Paddy's Peril

An ultra smooth cocktail served on the rocks in a chilled champagne glass. Contains 60 ml Baileys Irish Cream, 30 ml vodka, 30 ml coconut milk, dash of grenadine. Very sweet and satisfying. Goes down like a highly alcoholic chocolate milk. Enjoy.

The Paddy's Peril can easily be passed off as a glass/flask of chocolate milk in any place or for any occasion. I'm not suggesting you could take it to work and drink it right in front of your boss without him/her ever having the slightest idea, but there you go. ;)

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Paddy Whack

A woman who is so hot that she could give a dog a bone.

My barista this morning was a total paddy whack.

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Paddy Whack

When a guy is trying to fuck a girl, but consistently pokes around the vagina unable to find the slit.

I bruised the top of my penis becuase i paddy whacked this girl for like three minutes.

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Clump Paddy

A stupid person, who is always fuckn up

what a clump paddy
Mr.lahey is a clump paddy

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Paddy Caking

Actively engaging in activities that are either extremely boring, or unimportant.

Person 1: "How come you weren’t at the kegger last night bro?"
Person 2: "I was Paddy Caking with my girlfriend. She made me go see the Time Traveler’s Wife"

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Paddy's Drunk

To get drunker than normal due to all of the shots and strong drinks at Paddy's, a well loved neighborhood bar in the Joliet area.

"Ugh, stop at Joe Dog on the way home. Shep got me Paddy's drunk again on those bloody marys and shots he was pourin'."

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