A school super intendent who has a penchant for pooping on school football fields.
Did you hear about the pooper-intendent at Holmdel High's school??!
1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.
I felt that fart on my face, I swear everyone at this party is a pooper gooper!
A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
Goop that comes from your pooper.
Dining hall food makes some nasty pooper goop.
When the wife circles a parking lot like a dog getting ready to poop and ultimately settles for a spot at the back of the lot.
I would have been on time to our appointment; except the wife was parking circle pooper style.
a person with an intense facination with anal sex.
Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.