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When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.
Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*
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When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.
Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.
Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...
Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!
Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)
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when you send a rose to your crush and she rejects it and then blocks you on all of social media. that is what you call a rejected rose
"Fuck, Laura rejected my rose and blocked me on instagram" "Yea man thats what you call a rejected rose!"
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One of the greatest and yet most fucked up movies I've ever seen. Directed by Rob Zombie, it is a sequel to House of 1000 Corpses, but it's so unique and insane that you can't resist its awesomeness. It's full of rich, eclectic Pulp Fiction-style dialogue, and it's better to experience the film rather than to describe it. It has already achieved cult status.
Some people have suggested that only sick people who like violence can like the movie. But it was praised by both Roger Ebert and Stephen King, so...yeah.
Some quotes from The Devil's Rejects:
"TUTTI-FUCKING-FRUTTI!!"
"You accusing me of fucking a CHICKEN, motherfucker?!"
"Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, because its DEFINITELY gonna be on your fuckin tombstone!"
"I'M calling the shots! Consider me Willy fucking Wonka! This is MY fuckin Chocolate Factory!"
"FUCK Groucho!"
"Do I STUTTER, bitch?!"
"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? DONT WE MAKE YA LAUGH?! Aren't we FUCKIN FUNNY!!?!"
"Does she like it when you puke, I mean, is that, like, part of your thing?"
"Let's give a big round of applause for THE MARRIED FUCKING MAN!"
"FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT"
"I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun...hope it doesn't rust the barrel."
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1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.
2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.
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When you walk up to a hot hollywood girl, or celebrity, from behind and ask them out, or hit on them. They then quickly turn around in an upward spiraling motion, slapping you in the face with their large (obviously fake) bosom.
Hey, dude, while you were in L.A. did you ask any hot girls out?
Yeah, I found like 3! But all of them gave me the HollyWood Rejection.
social rejects are people that are not accepted by society. they're usually people that are huge activists for a certain subjects. ex, someone who's openly supporting and forcing people to support a certain political party over another. people telling others to kill themselves because they don't share the same opinions. they're usually people who either can't take a joke, or get overly pressed and mad, for no reason.
person 1: "yo did yo see that girl commenting for some person to kill themselves because they didn't share the same opinion?"
person 2: "yeah, dude! what a social reject!"