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The best political party. Better than Democrats
The republicans have made more accomplishments than democrats
The act of blocking collective progress in the name of selfish pursuits.
1. Jack: "Obama spent the month of July of 2011 dealing with a congress that shot down every debt increase deal he put together."
Dave: "I know! Congress was republicanning."
2. Jack: "Hey Steve, I'm gonna be a few minutes late picking you up. Some asshole thought he could make the light and is now blocking my lane of traffic.
Jill: "Damnit! While republicaning is illegal, the police do not issue enough citations against it. We need some zero tolerance policy on republicanning."
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A political party that has had leaders like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush. They claim that they want less government control but the problem is that Bush passed the patriot act.
They are commonly associated with rich people and seem to want to protect the rich and also protect big businesses. You can see examples of this with different laws that George W. Bush has passed.
Also as with both Democrats and Republicans they play the blame game especially seen the Scooter/Libby case. Where they blamed him to cover their mistakes.
"The new gun law passed by President Bush, allowed companies to not be held liable for any gun misfires. Republicans and Democrats were shocked with this new law." (actual law)
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1. Scientific evidence that American Indians had sexual intercourse with buffalo during the middle to late 19th Century. Since the buffalo has been hunted to near extinction, they now breed almost exclusively with their brothers and sisters.
2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.
They are commonly found in any of the following places:
a. Prison
b. Gay or redneck Bars
c. Mental Institutions
d. Trailer Parks
e. Country Music Concerts
f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows
g. Underneath Outhouses
h. Gun Shows
i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)
The first thing a Republican girl says after having sex for the first time is: "git off me pa, yor crushin' mah cigretts!"
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-A person that thinks it is okay to run a nation based on a religion.
-A rich person trying to help himself
-fat
-Mainly from the south
-intolerant
-racist
-constantly scheming from an undisclosed location *cough* Cheney
-Usually doesn't know about the issues just is a republican cause there parents said the democrats are evil
-sways the masses with fanatical patriatism
-skilled at draft dodging
-Likes killing full grown people yet is opposed to taking a non-thinking embryo from a 14 year old's womb
-doesn't use the embryos we already have to try to save people
-Likes NASCAR
-Has an obbsession with the flag of the confederacy
-Likes going to war just to impress their fathers
-Likes giving tax cuts to the rich yet hates giving wellfare to the poor
-The only have 1 good republican, and that is Sen. John McCain
-Whine about how the democrats have all the media when the liberals only have on newspaper when the republicans have two T.V. channels
-Likes putting fully automatic weapons in the hands of the wrong people.
"lets go hit a republican!"
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A closed minded fool that acts like a communist and stammers when he gives a speech. A person who relies on stupid ideas and advice to base his orders and actions on. Mainly George W. Bush.
George W. Bush is a prime example of a Republican, and of course his running mate dick chainy (dick). Most republicans are closed minded fools.
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1. One who cuts taxes and spending and wonders why there isn't enough money or public services.
2. One who claims to preserve freedoms and then takes them away.
3. A member of a political party who has no compassion for those who are less fortunate.
4. One who attacks anyone who does not share their view.
5. A white Christian male with no understanding of other cultures.
Synonyms:
Hypocrite, Idiot, Bigot, Asshole, Racist
Republican: "We've cut taxes, now everyone who is white and Christian can prosper!"
(A year later)
Republican: "There's no money for public services and schools! Why is this happening?... This must be the democrats' fault!'
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