The One Ring

Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for the mortal men doomed to die
One for the dark lord on his dark throne
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them!
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

The One Ring was forged by the dark lord Sauron to rule all of middle earth.

Names of the three Elven rings:

Nenya was given to Galadriel
Narya to Cirdan. Later given to Gandalf.
Vilya given to Gil-Galad. Later he gave it to Elrond.

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o ring

Muscle of the anal opening. Can be easily ruptured through violent anal sex.

Sorry if my 12-incher tore your o ring.

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ring a bell

to cause something to surface in one's memory

Does what I just said ring a bell?

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Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand ina circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman with a drum can be in the middle of the circle setting the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"

Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

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ring a ding

a nickname for a cute and smart young boy, especially a son, grandson, or nephew.

Hey, ring a ding, let's have some fun. Stop thinking so much.

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rest rings

the area of a long turd where one has paused in the course of backing one out, with the resultant buttockal cheek/anal clench forming a slight indentation in the turd. The indented area is known as a rest ring.

Holy fuck - did you see Shaniqua's dump? She had three rest rings on it!

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Patriot Ring

When she leaves lipstick on the toilet seat after getting Nagasaki from behind in the vfw bathroom.

Ol Tina got the patriot ring at the club last night not to mention pink eye!