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chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick

Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!

by Ted11111115 May 15, 2010


horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014


rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.

"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"

by the chade December 23, 2011


Rooster Cooster

A transgender chicken. Usually happens when a farmer has too many female/male chickens so he decides to do surgery the chicken.

"That old Rooster Cooster think he gon' have eggs" the farmer said.

by bisexual chicken January 30, 2019


gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 25, 2013


Electric Rooster

A deliciously-charged concoction of funk, soul and rock, served up trio-wise late at night.

Hey baby, I could really go for a musical platter of some Electric Rooster.

by A Fan of the Rooster January 14, 2010


Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.

Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class

by Dofnugget November 12, 2016