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A Christian saint from Egypt (ca. 251–356). One of the "Desert Fathers," St. Anthony is considered by some to be "The Father of All Monks." The "temptation of Saint Anthony" has long been a favorite subject of Catholic art.
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' I made a . . . duplicate on my Formica tabletop of a painting by Rabo Karabekian, entitled "The Temptation of Saint Anthony."
' . . . I had Beatrice Keedsler say to Rabo Karabekian, "This is a dreadful confession, but I don't even know who Saint Anthony was. Who was he, and why should anybody have wanted to tempt him?"
' I don't know, and I would hate to find out," said Karabekian . . .
' . . . Saint Anthony, incidentally, was an Egyptian who founded the very first monastery, which was a place where men could live simple lives and pray often to the Creator of the Universe, without the distractions of ambition and sex and yeast excrement { Vonnegut's neologism for "alcohol" }. Saint Anthony himself sold everything he had when he was young, and he went out into the wilderness and lived alone for twenty years.
' He was often tempted during all those years of perfect solitude by visions of good times he might have had with food and men and women and children and the marketplace and so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday."Chapter 19 (Pages 207, 209, 211 - 212).
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A sandwich that consists primarily of government cheese and Jewish rye bread.
Damn.. I'm so hungry I could eat a Saint-Amour.
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a person thats as good as sirshibe
Saint Tim is as cool as sirshibe!
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When a woman goes down on you, and you blow your load in her mouth without warning. When she gets the suprise ejaculation and puts her head down and she starts shaking it back and forth as the cum is running out the sides of her mouth like a slobbery saint bernard.
Since she didn't give the dog a bath last night like she promised. I'm giving her The Saint Bernard tonight.
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City in Michigan. Full of rich raciest snobs and fags.
Almost all white. Opposite of Sister city Benton Harbor.
With two major schools Lakeshore and SJ that fight recklessly for no reason at all.
Person 1- Wanna go to Saint Joseph and make fun of white kids!
Person 2- Yeah! Lets go fuck up some SJ kids!
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When you see a woman with a fine body and her face is ugly as hell. It makes you want to put a paper bag over her head, when you do her.
**Reference to the New Orleans Saints fans who wore paper bags over their heads, because they didnt want to be recognized**
(From far away)Damn, you see that fine ass girl over there, (You get closer)Oh, wait she's a Saints Fan!
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Fictional patron saint of programmers, web-designers, techies, geeks, and desk jockies. St. Vidicon provides protection from erratic computer or complex-machine behavior. Note that while St. Vidicon may provide enough time on your battery-backup to save your document in a power outage, he likely won't help with a flat tire-try St. Christopher.
Saint Vidicon, don't let the system dump before I get my updates! Please!
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