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Side Scroll Slut

A party ho that happens to grace the sides of every web site, especially Facebook. When you scroll down there are just more of them telling you to come check out there new web site or the latest penis pill.

Man, I'd love to check out my Facebook notifications, but there are all these Side Scroll Sluts distracting me!

by sabiansix October 26, 2009

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dead sea scroll

A turd that 'scribbles' on the bowl as it goes down... leaving indecipherable markings that clearly convey a message to those who follow along, even if a literal interpretation escapes them.

An underlying implication is that it's a massively smelly example that will surely 'kill' the sea to which it is no-doubt heading.

"Dude, someone just left a dead sea scroll in the can on our floor... I'd suggest using the one on the 5th floor unless you're ready to tackle the next chapter in sanskrit..."

by jamesohoh7@txic May 3, 2010

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three finger scroll

Three finger scroll. Otherwise known as 1 in the...............

Nina does the Three Finger Scroll all night long.

by BlinkUndies October 4, 2013


Sexy-Mite Scroll

it can be used to describe a person, object, even a feeling. anything at all! the "sexy can be substituted for any number of other things to suit the situation.

hey you sexy-mite scroll! i like your shorts
or
Say you see a fat person walking down the road, you might say "omfg thats a bit of a fatty-mite scroll!"

by Sexy-Mite Scroll August 21, 2006

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The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.

Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.

by Dovahkin June 15, 2012

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Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.

About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.

by Arche December 26, 2009

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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.

Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.

by ganyi17 January 11, 2012

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