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A tall, cursed, clumsy person. Sergios consider themselves happy-go-lucky, but make no mistake– they will still scream if you kidnap them. He holds an inexplicable hatred for beavers and while he may appear intelligent, he is quite dumb. He may also pretend to be your friend, as he secretly plots your murder with his trusty rebar. Despite these shortcomings, he will manage your office.
That weirdo? His name has to be Sergio.
Lawd I love him he’s very sweet and kind and lawd love that dick toooo heck yeahhhhhhh
Sergio marry me please I beg you 🦙🔫
Spanish idiot who you are friends with out of pity. Being friends with him makes you a Christian.
Hola Sergio
A baby dick bitch that says he got 4 body’s but really just kissed a fat bitch
A tall guy that likes to talk a lotta shot but pussies out when someone wants to fight him
Person: aye look it’s that guy Sergio who likes to talk shit man I’m gonna beat his ass me: let me get my popcorn
Sergio is a very funny, handsome, and quiet person. Sometimes he can act stupid but that's his love language. He will always be there for you if you need anything. If you ever meet a Sergio, cherish every moment with him.
He likes weird fetishes, such as feet. Sergio can be that one weird friend but is always there when you need him.
Hey, this is my friend Sergio.