shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

shard

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

shard

shid fard same time very insane

me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid

Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.

Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard

shard

when your stan is hard and soft at the same time

"minhyuk looking soft but that jacket got me fucked up, he looking shard af"

sharded

very shard, like sharded dick fard. when shard and gash cum out but shard. when think fard but shid. icky brown stuf that cum frum dick. and when shard in undie wundies.

"i farded!!!! oops no i sharded"